Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Geezer Bandit Strikes Again!

So the so-called "Geezer Bandit" has struck again and knocked over his 7th bank in San Diego county. I gave an earlier shout-out to this retirement age rebel a few months ago but thought that would be the end of his Ensure fueled reign of terror. Was I wrong.

Authorities are now offering a $16,000 for this octogenarian baddie.

However, a spokeswoman for the FBI was on TV this morning and they think they've caught a break since this time the geriatric ne'er do well used a day planner to conceal an automatic handgun with which he threatened the teller.

She didn't really explain why this was a break. Maybe they're trying to supersize the still photo of said day planner to read any contact info The Geezer Bandit may have been imprudent enough to have written in.

Who knows? She did say that one of the reasons he's so successful is that he blends in with the rest of the crowd both when he's in the bank and when he shuffles away with his loot after the hold-up.

Interesting theory. Now every bank teller in San Diego is on the lookout for old men who might try to rob them.

All I have to say is Go Geezer Bandit, Go!


  1. I think that in Chile once a person is 75 they cannot be put in jail anymore. Moral of the story? When you get old, come here to rob banks and the worse that will happen is house arrest! Hah!

  2. 先告訴自己希望成為什麼樣的人,然後一步一步實踐必要的步驟。........................................